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Originally Posted by zorg
I'm perfectly on-topic. You asked "How great is Kromm", and I replied "Not half as great as Hackard". This is a legal comparison by the rules of this forum, and perfectly true on top of it.
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Without some benchmark to ascertain the greatness of Andrew Hackard, the comparison is meaningless. It's like saying: "It's hotter than X" without defining X. It's not even a comparison, it's just a irrelevant statement with no further information value.
If you want your comparison to be valid, we need a benchmark for Andrew Hackard's greatness. I propose that you immediately open a thread by which means we shall accomplish that task. Otherwise I shall consider it incumbent upon me to act in such a way as to ensure that this necessary function is executed.
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Originally Posted by zorg
I demand that you abstain from putting forth unreasonable demands, otherwise I will report you to one of the discussed individuals. I will also cause a tribe of rabid gorillas to have congress with you, if you know what I mean.
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Hah! Gorillas travel in packs, not tribes* and they very rarely infected by the virus.**
*Disputed, certainly.
**They can succumb to it easily enough, they are just not often in a position to be infected.
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Originally Posted by zorg
Also, this fawning and debasing oneself is pointless, anyway. I have tried to get custom-user-titled "Lowly Lickspittle" already, and any amount of shameless flattery and toadying didn't work. So you can stop your efforts.
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Foolish mortal!
My plan is not a mere desire to advance myself, but meant to improve the lot of the whole human race.
If Sean Punch feels more appreciated, he will enjoy a better working environment. That might lead to more productivity and thus, the human race might receive the coveted 4e books such as
Martial Arts and
High-Tech faster.
And I heard once that Dr. Kromm could edit the entire Encyclopędia Britannica in forty minutes flat and still have time to shag the typist and smoke a Cuban afterwards.