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Old 11-19-2012, 06:31 AM   #13
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Default Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG

22. When the GM keeps reminding you that you're about to face a trained military invasion force, you are not allowed to be surprised when they use actual military tactics against you.

23. Also, shut up and listen to the paladin who has training in military tactics so that you can survive the invading military force.

24. "He has evasion" is not a valid reason to throw a fireball at the bad guys that will catch the party Scout, Paladin, and the NPC Samurai ally in the blast.

25. Especially when the NPC Samurai doesn't have evasion.

26. You are also not allowed to be surprised when the NPC Samurai goes down from the fireball after knowing he was low on health.

27. If you break from the group to take on a platoon of archers by yourself and loose 90% of your hit points in one round of combat, your resposne should not be "I can still do this!"
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