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Old 09-23-2018, 09:43 AM   #1392
Fred Brackin
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

(near the end of a chargen session)

"When the Holy Champion meets the shady end of the table will he even be able to figure out what they do for a living?"

"Could you give us a copy of your fee schedule? We'd like to be able to figure out how often we can afford you."

"No, when I haven't exterminated a sentient species for a while I think things are going above average."

(from a flashback)

"Sweetie? Mommy and Daddy need to leave town on business for twenty years. Will you be alright if we leave you alone?"

"Sure Mommy! I haz fun!"
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