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Originally Posted by AlexanderHowl
Since I have used soft serve to seal the deal on a number of dates, it can be used for sex.
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You could also barter soft serve to have somebody killed, and a tyrant could pay the secret police in ice cream. Or you could just eat it. Exchanging X for Y doesn't make X the same as Y. In my experience soft serve is too low value to be of interest to most prostitutes, (and presumably hit men and secret policemen) though.