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Old 09-10-2017, 07:00 AM   #1258
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Terry: “I think letting Blinky loose on them would constitute a war crime.”

(Blinky is a shoggoth living in the basement, not a clown. “He’s” reasonably friendly and cordial, but, no one really looks at him. He talks through the basement door.)

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Heaven: “Are you familiar with ‘hentai?’”
Blinky: “I’m a tentacle monster living in the basement with access to the internet. I am hentai!"

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Heaven: “Hey, Ana, remember Ghostbusters?"
Ana: “Um, yeah . . ..”
Heaven: “Specifically Ghostbusters 2?"
Ana: “Yea-ah?”
Heaven: “Think we could put Blinky in one of those things?”
(beat)
Heaven: “And spray it all over the enemy. Talk about a war crime!”

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Terry: “So, what do we do with her?” (Indicating a captured enemy scientist)
Blinky: “I’ll fire up the Barbie!”
Heaven: “No!”
Terry: “That’s cannibalism!”
Blinky: “Only for you.”
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