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Old 11-12-2017, 07:06 PM   #1295
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Alistair: “Giving me a blaster would have been safer then access to a computer system.”

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Alistair: “I’m a shadowrunner.”
GM: “You have the opposite of Honesty: Dis-honesty.”
Alistair: “I wouldn’t go that far.”

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Eagle Eye: “How annoyed with them are you? I’ve been known to make people explode.”
Alistair: “I’m not sure I’m that annoyed, and it sounds really messy.”

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Alistair: “Any idea how they get their software updated? Please say Bluetooth.”

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Alistair (after a critical success on hacking): “I’m going to give them a software update: They are all toasters.”
GM (after rolling): “I am toaster. Please insert bread.”

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Eagle Eye: “I’d like to make a called-shot to his consciousness.”

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GM: “Eagle Eye, make a piloting roll.”
Eagle Eye: “This thing’s size-modifier gives me a bonus, right?”

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GM: “There are a bunch of angry people on the radio, now.”
Jayzee (OOC): “Your call is important to us . . ..”

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Alistair: “What do you think of magic?”
Eagle Eye (OOC): “She’s more a Pokémon player.”
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