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Old 04-22-2011, 04:47 PM   #26
Blarg
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Default Re: funny powers thread

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An area-effect blunt attack, damages only the buttocks of the victim(s). User must break the seal of some sort of factory-sealed container.
"I'm gonna open up a can of whup-ass on ya now."

A power that grants any communications device interstellar range and compatibility with any other communication system (regardless of TL). The benefits of the augmented device may only be used by aliens.
"E.T. phone home."

Literal interpretations of "Got your nose!", "Your ass is mine!", "He sneezed his head off!", or "Step on a crack and break your mother's back."

A blunt melee attack that inflicts exactly half of the victim's remaining HP. It can never kill. The effects of ever-halved fractions of 1 HP are left to the GM's discretion.
"I'm gonna beat you half to death."

A power that removes "evil" disads(such as Sadism) and replaces them with disads that are associated with benevolence(such as Honesty).
Limitation: Must successfully attack the subject with a whip.
"Whip it good."

Last edited by Blarg; 04-22-2011 at 05:37 PM. Reason: thought of new stuff
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