[RyanW]

Some quotes from Ben Franklin:

Binding + Affliction (Shrinking)
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.

Toxic Attack (20d, Side Effect: Debt)
In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Affliction (Bad Smell, Always On, Area Effect, Emanation, Onset)
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.