[L.J.Steele]

(Context: Our heros rush back to the crappy small town they grew up in trying to save an NPC from a vengeful Efreet. They arrive late on the night of the annual town festival and cheese roll to find the town in tatters, the NPC missing, and the Efreet holed up with hostages in the abandoned wizards' tower having been driven off by ... a cheese golem, apparently the forgotten legendary town guardian or something.)

533. Not allowed to mock the cheese golem, they go berserk easily.
533a. Not allowed to ask the baker for crackers, for when the golem falls.
553b. Not allowed to ask the semi-sentient golem whether it is feeling Blue.
533b. Not allowed to say "Behold the Power of Cheese!" when our new golem ally helpfully finds and starts to battle the Efreet's summoned elementals.
533c. Nor to yell "Cheese to the Rescue!" when it downs an elemental.
533d. Not allowed to comment on the golem's legenDAIRY success.
533e. I do not hanker for a hunky cheese.