[Purple Snit]

I think the real question here is, why create a gadget that does something, and then make it so that it requires pages of rule discussions to use it? Is it intended as a cursed or deliberately inconvenient object? Is it meant to be part of a greater challenge to possess it or survive in your game? Otherwise, just make it into a ring, a pair of socks, or a monocle, and eliminate the "how do you hold it when asleep?/how can I zap strap in to my butt?" arguments.