Re: Memorable Quotes.
Thane (OOC): “OOH! I want Mark to run a D&D game so I can make a warlock with Contessa as my patron!”
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Thane: “How does the werewolf become a grenade?”
Contessa: “Is that anything like ‘how is a raven like a writing desk?’”
Tabby: “That sounds bad.”
Contessa: “You might be able to do it if you ate some really spicy curry.”
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GM: “The HEMP rounds can only be replaced in a very high tech area.”
Thane: “Or just someone with weed.”
GM: “Wrong type of HEMP.”
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Contessa: “YES! I am Contessa-Kill-Stealer of the Clan Kill-Stealer!”
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GM: “01—Something horrible seems to be happening in there . . . and the werewolf seems to be reveling in it.”
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GM: “2B—You’re pretty sure the amount of electricity in this room would be counter-indicated by your operations manual.”
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GM: “I am not naming anyone ‘Asser’.”
Thane: “Why not?!”
Contessa: “They come from a long line of Assers!”
Tabby: “There has to be someone named Asser!”
Contessa: “Keep firing Assers!”
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GM: “Contessa’s flock is growing.”
Contessa: “Now it’s more Nazis than lizardmen so . . . yay?”
01: “Not sure if that’s an improvement or a lateral move.”
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Suzi (NPC): “You had mind-controlled Nazis? I thought was usually the other way around.”
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