Re: Favorite Gnomco Products
Gnomco Dodgy Tree™
Tired of pesky lumberjacks chopping down your favorite trees? Purchase a Dodgy Tree and those lumberjacks won't be singing anymore. Guaranteed¹ to evade all axe swings.
¹ Note that this is the only guarantee².
² Specifically, Gnomco does not guarantee reliability³ on other fronts.
³ For example, if your Dodgy Tree refuses to provide shade, throws crab apples at you, or shakes off your bird feeders, that's on you.
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