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Old 11-17-2018, 04:53 PM   #1412
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

GM: “What? You put Minmei on the stage?”
Lysette (OOC): “That’s it. Ume, your name is now ‘Minmei.’”

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GM: “I apologize, I’m not nearly as organized as Mark.”
Mark Skarr (Laughs heartily): “I just have more practice faking it!”

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Lysette (OOC): “I almost named my god ‘Viagras.’”

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GM: “Who would you like to question?”
Corvax (OOC): “The guilty party.”

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Lysette (OOC): “Is that anything like the Marinara Trench sauce?”
GM: “We’ll see, after he makes a CON save.”

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GM: “Lysette and Nerissa, make a Perception check.”
Lysette: “That’ll do. Natural 1.”
Nerissa: “Yeah, that’ll do. Natural 1 as well.”

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Lysette: “After healing Corvax and myself, I’ll search the skeletons. (Rolls natural 1.) Apparently not. I’ll get some skeleton in my eye and spend the next few minutes washing my eyes with my wineskin.”

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Corvax: “Who looks like they’re in trouble?”
Tanso: “The cultists.”
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