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Old 11-08-2014, 03:43 PM   #918
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

One of my players has doublecrossed a nation, a mercenary agency, the nation's religion, and his fellow PCs.

Several moments of mirth came about afterwards.

Quote:
Traitor PC: Hmm, who have I not betrayed so far who will kill me?

GM: There's the Church of Ezra...

Traitor PC: Oooo, a challenge!
Quote:
Other PC: This is an old version of your GCS character sheet.

Traitor PC: Oh, it is? Hang on...

Other PC: Yeah, it says here "Sense of Duty: Party Members".

Traitor PC: Er... eheheheheheheheh......
Quote:
Traitor PC punches a guy who's been following him, in the face, in broad daylight.

People stop and stare.


Traitor PC: He owed me five coppers!

The rest of the people go on. This sounds eminently feasible.

Traitor PC (grabbing the guy): Okay, who are you?

Guy: They put a bounty on your head!

Traitor PC: Who?

Guy: EVERYBODY!

Traitor PC pondered this. That, too, was eminently feasible... :/
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