Re: Memorable Quotes.
The PCs were abandon in a shed on a small desert Island with the door barricaded. One cahracter (Me) was a botanist who was incredibly good at his job. Another was a corporate big wig with a cell phone. I ahd been working for two days straight at my desk creating something while the others tried to find a way out.
PC 1 (Me): *Stands up from his desk florishing a little bonsai tree* (Slurring from lack of sleep) I have done it. Everyone Quick onto chairs. GEt about ground level.
*Everyone except PC 2 (the corporate one) gets onto a chair, stool or table*
PC 2: I'm on the phone trying to get us off the island *Goes back to phone* Yeah. He's gone crazy.
PC 1: Maybe you should get on something...
*PC 2 Ignores*
PC 1: Oh sure, say I'm crazy. Just because I'm a mad scientist doesn't mean I'm crazy.
*PC 2 Ignores*
PC 1: Can someone dig a small hole in the floor.
*Another PC who was playing a bear creature digs a little hole leading to the sea water*
PC 1: Cheers. Now get ready.
*Drops Plant in water*
PC 1:...*Nothing happens*...I failed...
*Plant floats for a second then explodes, PC 2 is crushed under the roots.*
PC 1: IT LIVES!!! Unlike Harold.
PC 2: I'm fine, It just hurts a lot.
PC 1: Oh well. A partial success...I mean...Brother your alive!
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