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Old 09-26-2019, 05:20 PM   #15
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Default Re: Favorite Gnomco Products

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Originally Posted by martinl View Post
Gnomco Almost-Mayonnaise (TM)
Nice.

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Scourge yourself with Gnomco Almost-Mayonnaise to improve any divine reaction roll! Look up the damage on the speed range table "yards" column to determine the effective bonus.
Harsh but fair.

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This product replaces the Gnomco Miracle-Whip, which got us in trouble with the barristers of the merchant's guild.
Likewise, Gnomco is no longer even allowed to reference their once famous product Barrister In A Can which to use you simply stuffed the barrister into the can dropped it into a hole and then buried it over.
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