[Fred Brackin]

Another afternoon of pirate-y chaos. The Blood Bowl league was not helping.

"So, if we're planning a big party the first thing we need to do is go steal a bunch of booze?"

"The ship you're pursuing is a Shackles Corvette."

"Does that mean it's small and red and its' Captain is wearing a raspberry beret?"

"What's with all the Prince jokes?"

"Just a Sign o' the Times."

"...and with that mighty blow you send a spray of crimson ice cubes spattering across the deck."

"What's that?"

"It's a new spell I'm trying out. It's like a Spiritual Weapon but you get a whole guy."

"Oh gawd I thought I was dead!"

"Well you're not but you are working for _us_ now!"

"Aye aye sir!"

"You'll never take this ship!"

"Are you kidding? We've already got your ex-crew painting over the name on the stern."

"....and with that you see the enemy Captain leap from the mainmast and enter the water with a graceful swan dive."

"Hm, that's not a very good way to escape a guy who can turn into a Water Elemental."

"No, not going to end well."

"This module really does not seem to anticipate the PCs using magic."