[phiwum]

As an aside, this discussion has given me an idea for a magic item. It's a bit more powerful than I like, but I'm tempted.

Two turkey wing feathers, enchanted with a levitate spell. In order to fly, the person has to hold a feather in each hand and flap like the dickens (1ST fatigue each turn).

It would be humiliating enough that I'm thinking it would be worthwhile in my campaign. Just to hear my son tell me that he's going to drop his weapon, ready the feathers and start flapping. Frankly, he may be willing to face certain death to avoid that.