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Originally Posted by martinl
The is DFRPG. If we want to make some SM +6 carnivorous cows to graze on major metropolitan areas no one will stop us.
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The Necrosuarus is coming at Town with his Undead Giant Dire Carcharodontosaurus Wrecks* and an army of Skeletal Utahraptors† what are the heroes to do? Why drive a herd of Giant Dire Guar‡ Hell Cattle into their path and "Let them fight".
* Upgraded with Siege Golem like plating.
† AKA Hell Geese.
‡ Contract Gwar to ride them into battle for even more Metal Album cover goodness.