Re: Lets Make A Twisted Small Town
"Sunny Jim" Haskell
Mr Haskell runs a employment agency, finding temp workers and day-labor for local business concerns. he's an unassuming man with bland features, dull hair, and plain brown eyes. There is nothing offensive about him and he has amazingly regular habits (the cooks at the diner have his regular lunch prepared and on his table before he comes in the door). He has been known to peruse the local pick-up joints once or twice a year, and takes frequent trips to the southwest.
Dark Secret: Haskell's real name is unpronouncable to humans. He is a shapechanging hermaphroditic reptilian humanoid. He lays eggs a couple of times a year and lets his offspring run wild in the southwest (ref "Chupacabra").
When Haskell dies, his body decays in minutes. His mind transfers into one of his offspring in the wild, which then takes up one of the alternate identities he has established for himself over the years. He has been able to maintain a presence on Earth for over a century.
His mission will be complete in about another century. Yhe mission is [FNORD]
Darker Secret: About once a year he eats a human brain (he doesn't have to, he just likes it.)
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