[Clipper]

Actually, I just realised that there is one way to handle the card that does not make it contradictory... do both! Lose all your Ship Enhancers and any type of Enhancer currently attached to any of your Ships!

There are other curses that provide additional affects in their explanatory text that doesn't reference the title text (e.g., many of the "Lose a Level" curses, like Curse! Lose Your Lucky Die from De-Ranged), so we could treat this one the same way. This would be my most preferred method in the absence of an official ruling.