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Old 11-30-2007, 01:04 AM   #108
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

In a RP in which they were all police in the future. The Pc in question had a gas mask implanted into his throat and filters custom built into his clothes and skin.
NPC being held hostage: Help!
NPC Robber: Try to stop me and I kill her.
PC: Take me instead I'm worth more.
*The trade is made*
NPC Commander through head peice: What are you doing.
PC: Dont worry. Its okay I'm a PC.
NPC: ...What?
PC:(Knows the GM will dock him CP for the OOCI)...Patrol Cop. I have a plan.
*Robber goes into elevator. A few seconds later tear gas starts seeping under the door. Door opens PC walks out dragging the robber*
NPC commander: What was that? (Tear gas is illeage when not issued, the PC bought it himself black market)
PC:...I...um......
NPC Commander: ...Yes go on.
PC: I had onions for tea!
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And another my Brother wants to add.
In a evil genius RP one Mad scientist player (Me) created a giant group of evil shep who in turn created evil Nazi sheep robots. After a large battle in which the origionals killed the nazi sheep which one character hadn't noticed since he had locked himself in his room while buying and selling stocks to make money.
PC 1 (Money maker): ...what happened?
PC 2 (Mad scientist): Evil sheep war. *Starts loading bodies into a freezer.
PC 1: So while I was making a multimillion pound empire you made evil sheep wars.
PC 2: Yeah but look on the bright side
PC 1: What?
PC 2: We have enough mutton for years.

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