Re: Memorable Quotes.
This one just came up.
The players had been hired to acquire certain documents that the owner would have preferred to keep hidden. On the way out a confrontation with the guards ensued which left the players pinned down in an office above the thirty story mark.
NPC: Throw down you weapons and surrender! We have you outnumbered at eleven to four.
PC: Can we have a minute to discuss this?
NPC: One minute!
(Much pointless debate amongst PCs)
NPC: Your minute is up! What have you decided?
PC: Well, eleven doesn't divide evenly by four. Could you call some reinforcements?
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Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Philip K. Dick, Valis
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