Re: Memorable Quotes.
Second DnD session ever.....
I was CG human cleric.
Ohh a dark tunnel! *charges down it*
Brick falls on my head.
Doesnt take me out, I heal myself.
Get to a pit with water at the bottom.
Ranger gets across no problems.
I get him to tie a rope to something and try to jump off and swing across the pit in my full plate.
Fail check..... swing headfirst into wall of pit, knocking myself out and falling into the water. Start to drown.
Need to be rescued by the ranger.
DM: I should change your alignment to stupid.
Me: Heh... CHAOTIC STUPID!!
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