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Originally Posted by martinl
Gnomco Almost-Mayonnaise (TM)
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Nice.
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Scourge yourself with Gnomco Almost-Mayonnaise to improve any divine reaction roll! Look up the damage on the speed range table "yards" column to determine the effective bonus.
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Harsh but fair.
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This product replaces the Gnomco Miracle-Whip, which got us in trouble with the barristers of the merchant's guild.
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Likewise, Gnomco is no longer even allowed to reference their once famous product
Barrister In A Can which to use you simply
stuffed the
barrister into the
can dropped it into a
hole and then
buried it over.