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Gnomco Mantle of Gnominousness™

This fetching wool and silk full cloak (or wear as a short-cape for bigger folk) endows the wearer with an aura of Genuine Imitation Divine Power (patent pending). Awe and terrify your friends! Stenorously utter "Be not afraid!" at parties with full confidence!

Comes in maroon, azure, imperial violet, blazing white, and noir black. (imperial violet currently unavailable)

Gnomco is not responsible for the reactions of any genuine divine or profane entities to this product or it's wearer, nor for those of any corporeal representatives thereof. This includes, but is not limited to, any resulting smitings, cursings, trials for heresy, extraordinary ascension to divine realms, or being swallowed by the earth.

The wearer gets +4 reactions from most people and intelligent monsters, who are convinced the character is a divine messenger or manifestation of a god (for some reason, they will
generally assume one of the gnome gods). However, actual divine servitors, demons, etc. as well as anyone with Power Investiture or Holy Might reacts at -4 instead. Furthermore, the wearer suffers any effects that specifically target Excommunicated characters.