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martinl · 04-13-2022, 08:49 PM

Gnomco Parrote™

The Gnomco Parrote™ is a talkative and brightly colored avian pet with a 18" length of stout woven metal wire concealed inside. You get the wire out exactly the way you're thinking.

Do NOT tell Gnomco Parrote™ about the wire - Gnomco Parrotes™ have been known to somehow get ahold of the wire and use it on owners who tell the Gnomco Parrote™ of its ultimate fate.

Gnomco has a standing bounty of 5000 silver worth of Gnomco goods for anyone who can confirm they destroyed the infamous "Cockatoo Assassin" gang.

04-13-2022, 08:49 PM	#71
martinl Join Date: Jan 2006	Re: Favorite Gnomco Products Gnomco Parrote™ The Gnomco Parrote™ is a talkative and brightly colored avian pet with a 18" length of stout woven metal wire concealed inside. You get the wire out exactly the way you're thinking. Do NOT tell Gnomco Parrote™ about the wire - Gnomco Parrotes™ have been known to somehow get ahold of the wire and use it on owners who tell the Gnomco Parrote™ of its ultimate fate. Gnomco has a standing bounty of 5000 silver worth of Gnomco goods for anyone who can confirm they destroyed the infamous "Cockatoo Assassin" gang.