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Old 12-08-2018, 04:01 PM   #1421
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Ume: “Fine! I won’t beat the cultist . . . (sotto voce) in front of the Paladin.”

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Arthur: “If they saw battle, I’d be surprised.”
Lysette: “They saw battle . . . but weren’t really part of it.”

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Ume: “I’m going to step up and pull out my lute.”
Lysette (OOC): “Is that a euphemism?”

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Ume: “Do you have any idea how much I’ve been drinking today?”

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Egos: “Did your friends tell you about the deal?”
Corvax: “I have altered the deal!”

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Ume: “I was wondering if you could . . . take my leather armor and make it . . ..”
Corvax and Lysette (OOC): “Make it studly.”

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Lysette: “How much would it cost to get horses with Danger Sense?”

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Ume: “I have performance anxiety—I get freaked out in crowds.”
Lysette: “That’s not a great trait for a bard to have . . ..”

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Lysette: “Another mad wizard . . . why can’t it ever be a happy wizard?”

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Lysette: “He’s a dragonborn, not a lizardman. He’s not cold-blooded. Well, morally, that remains to be seen . . ..”

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Tanso: “It may be colder in the keep.”
Lysette: “Once we get into the keep, we’ll have our adrenaline to keep us warm.”

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Lysette: “Are there scones on the wall?”
Tanso: “Sconces, even?”
Lysette: “Yes. Sconces.”
Corvax (OOC): “Scones on the walls. It’s a very welcoming place.”

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Ume: “I’m really glad the paladin is being the banker.”

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Lysette: “They’re a big bag of easy-to-hit-points.”
Tanso: “It is the proverbial barn.”
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