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Mark Skarr · 01-27-2019, 03:58 PM

GM: “The ship’s alarm has gone off!”
PD-P13: “I think, at this point, I’m required to run around going ‘BWEEEEEEE!’”
Rosalie: “Is it supposed to do that?”
GM: “The droid or the ship?”
Rosalie: “Both.”

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Pirate 1: “Give us your stuff!”
Rosalie: “Hesitantly, but—we already gave it to him. I point to the guy on the right. And, using my Uncertain Force User ability, try to mind trick them.”

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Pirate 2: “Ah! I am wounded, my dear!”
Rosalie: “Not yet . . ..”

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GM: “Welcome aboard the I’ll name it later.”

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Rosalie: “PD—do you have an ultraviolet scanner? You know . . . never mind. I don’t want to know what’s on these sheets.”

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PD: “Well, ships don’t usually have an opinion—it’s not like they're droids or anything.”
Rosalie. “Um, okay?”

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Rosalie: “Can you open a channel on an Imperial frequency? And then we can get the Hell out of Nar Shaddaa—because we’ve never been to Dodge.”

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Rosalie: “I don’t see a docking bay 82 . . . but there’s a weird docking bay Z8 over there . . ..”

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Dehr: “In my mind, the luxury liner’s name was The Gilded Hippo.”

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Rosalie (OOC): “I don’t think we should use this as the medbay. Let’s use this one—it doesn’t open directly into space!”

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Portmaster: “Do you have anything you’d like to declare?”
Rosalie: “There’s a pirate ship behind your moon.”
PD (OOC): “There’s always a pirate ship behind the moon.”

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Dehr: “I can put us up for the night—you guys don’t mind living in my mucous pouch, right?”
PD: “That’s counter-indicated by my operations manual.”

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Rosalie: “We need to de-grease our hyperdrive . . . can I get a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?”

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Dehr: “I say ‘Dehr.’ Both as an introduction and to vomit out my organs and consume some bar peanuts.”
Rosalie: “Uh--.”
PD (OOC): “Well that’s horrifying.”

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Twi-lek: “You’re looking for the Rebellion? They’re in the hills over yonder.”
Rosalie: “Well that doesn’t sound like a trap!”

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Rosalie: “Aha! He’s a marketing gimmick for Used Bob’s Amazing Speeders!”
Dehr (OOC): “Bob really is his uncle.”

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Rosalie: “Can we take this for a test-drive?”
Used-Bob: “Sure, you’ll just have to leave your droid as collateral.”
Rosalie: “He’s the only one of us who can drive.”
Dehr: “I can drive.”
Rosalie: “Hush!”

01-27-2019, 03:58 PM	#1440
Mark Skarr Forum Pervert (If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Somewhere high up.	Re: Memorable Quotes. GM: “The ship’s alarm has gone off!” PD-P13: “I think, at this point, I’m required to run around going ‘BWEEEEEEE!’” Rosalie: “Is it supposed to do that?” GM: “The droid or the ship?” Rosalie: “Both.” -- Pirate 1: “Give us your stuff!” Rosalie: “Hesitantly, but—we already gave it to him. I point to the guy on the right. And, using my Uncertain Force User ability, try to mind trick them.” -- Pirate 2: “Ah! I am wounded, my dear!” Rosalie: “Not yet . . ..” -- GM: “Welcome aboard the I’ll name it later.” -- Rosalie: “PD—do you have an ultraviolet scanner? You know . . . never mind. I don’t want to know what’s on these sheets.” -- PD: “Well, ships don’t usually have an opinion—it’s not like they're droids or anything.” Rosalie. “Um, okay?” -- Rosalie: “Can you open a channel on an Imperial frequency? And then we can get the Hell out of Nar Shaddaa—because we’ve never been to Dodge.” -- Rosalie: “I don’t see a docking bay 82 . . . but there’s a weird docking bay Z8 over there . . ..” -- Dehr: “In my mind, the luxury liner’s name was The Gilded Hippo.” -- Rosalie (OOC): “I don’t think we should use this as the medbay. Let’s use this one—it doesn’t open directly into space!” -- Portmaster: “Do you have anything you’d like to declare?” Rosalie: “There’s a pirate ship behind your moon.” PD (OOC): “There’s always a pirate ship behind the moon.” -- Dehr: “I can put us up for the night—you guys don’t mind living in my mucous pouch, right?” PD: “That’s counter-indicated by my operations manual.” -- Rosalie: “We need to de-grease our hyperdrive . . . can I get a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?” -- Dehr: “I say ‘Dehr.’ Both as an introduction and to vomit out my organs and consume some bar peanuts.” Rosalie: “Uh--.” PD (OOC): “Well that’s horrifying.” -- Twi-lek: “You’re looking for the Rebellion? They’re in the hills over yonder.” Rosalie: “Well that doesn’t sound like a trap!” -- Rosalie: “Aha! He’s a marketing gimmick for Used Bob’s Amazing Speeders!” Dehr (OOC): “Bob really is his uncle.” -- Rosalie: “Can we take this for a test-drive?” Used-Bob: “Sure, you’ll just have to leave your droid as collateral.” Rosalie: “He’s the only one of us who can drive.” Dehr: “I can drive.” Rosalie: “Hush!”