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Old 08-18-2019, 05:03 PM   #1497
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

GM: “The PDFs are not quite as clear as the JPGs. Which is not a sentence I ever thought I would utter.”

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GM: “Fireball can’t [control the horses]. The reins become fuses in his ‘hands.’”

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Queenie: “Someone, set me on fire! It’s time for hot soup!”

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GM: “He did not want to take that from the flaming palade barroon. Palade . . . Barroon. I hate my tongue.”

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GM: “[the zombie] got curb-stomped by the cart.”

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GM: “So far, the uncontrolled horses are your best weapons.”

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GM: “You’re not sure if you made it out of the frying pan, or back into it.”

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Queenie: “Taste Campbello’s righteous grace! Take a scoop of nine! Eat the soup!”

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(After a 1d towering inferno deviated directly onto Ezekiel, if it had deviated in any other direction, it would have still hit an enemy.)
Ezekiel: “Why does [Queenie] get the harmless fire?”
Queenie: “I called dibs on it.”
Magnus: “She did ask for it.”

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GM: “Magnus, what would you like to do? Step forward and set your friend on fire again?”

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Seven (OOC): “Stop! There is an edge there!”
Ezekiel (OOC): “You’re running out of map!”

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Queenie (OOC?): “It’s turned into a Gallagher show. You’ll want to stand back, or get under a tarp.”

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Seven: “We should have parked the horses a half-mile away . . ..”
Magnus: “Then we’d be dead. The horses were our best ally in that fight.”

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(Upon seeing the castle ruins have turned into a ghost castle)
Seven: “Well, that’s not the least bit disturbing.”

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Magnus: “Fireball, turn it down a notch!”
Fireball: “That’s not me!”

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Seven: “We come in peace . . . and would rather not leave in pieces.”

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Magnus: “I cast flaming armor, but just on his crotch. Is he wearing a codpiece?”
Seven: “FIREBALLS!”

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Seven: “We don’t mean any offence.”
Ezekiel: “We just do it by accident.”

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The end of the session. (Screenshot from Tabletop Simulator.)
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