Re: You've played too many RPGs when...
20. When a chipmunk chatters angrily at you because you've come too close to its tree, you mutter, "Yeah, yeah...you talk pretty tough for someone with only one HP."
21. When your wife accidentally runs over a chipmunk, you resist the urge to explain how this would be modeled by the GURPS collision rules because you know she will kill you...but you still do the math in your head
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