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DAT · 01-12-2010, 09:43 PM

One of the character in my current DF game is a High Elf Wizard with the Weirdness Magnet disadvantage. I'm trying to think up some "fun" things to happen to him. So far ...
1) He woke up with a bad case of static hair (his long silver hair was standing on end giving off small electric shocks/discharges into nearby people and things)
2) A pet rock will started following him ... everywhere
3) A group of black clad Leprechauns with dark glasses will start following him from a distance, and vanish any time he tries to confront them
4) A friendly Female Ogre, the "adopted daughter" of a local nobleman, will develop a crush on him and start giving him Ogre "courting" gifts (need some good ideas for them ... dead animals, rotten food, ...)
5) A large, 8' tall, talking mole will burrow out of the ground near him and ask for directions ... when he and the rest of the party are trying to hide
6) A "mage light" firefly will start buzing around him at night keeping him awake (when he kills it, two will take its place, ...)
7) A group of halfling "fans" will start following him around
8) A group of small demons, ~8" tall, will start warping in and stealing his food as he starts to take a bite
9) A large tree in the forest, as he is trying to hide, will start lecturing him about the dangers of fire in the forest
10) When camping out in the woods, a small rain cloud will start following him (and only him) around, as soon as he tries to go to sleep, it will rain on him
11) He will wake to find a strange looking goat eating some of his normally non-eadible possesions (e.g., a wooden box, a quiver of crossbow bolts, etc). If killed, two will appear, etc. It/they will only go away if fed real food.
12) A small lizard creature will crawl into his money pouch and start turning his gold coins into copper.
13) A talking zombie salesman will keep trying to sell him some useless item (a red tie), if destroyed, he will reaper after a few minutes.

Any other ideas?

Any of these too much?

01-12-2010, 09:43 PM	#1
DAT Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Idaho Falls, Idaho	Weirdness Magnet Ideas for a DF Wizard One of the character in my current DF game is a High Elf Wizard with the Weirdness Magnet disadvantage. I'm trying to think up some "fun" things to happen to him. So far ... 1) He woke up with a bad case of static hair (his long silver hair was standing on end giving off small electric shocks/discharges into nearby people and things) 2) A pet rock will started following him ... everywhere 3) A group of black clad Leprechauns with dark glasses will start following him from a distance, and vanish any time he tries to confront them 4) A friendly Female Ogre, the "adopted daughter" of a local nobleman, will develop a crush on him and start giving him Ogre "courting" gifts (need some good ideas for them ... dead animals, rotten food, ...) 5) A large, 8' tall, talking mole will burrow out of the ground near him and ask for directions ... when he and the rest of the party are trying to hide 6) A "mage light" firefly will start buzing around him at night keeping him awake (when he kills it, two will take its place, ...) 7) A group of halfling "fans" will start following him around 8) A group of small demons, ~8" tall, will start warping in and stealing his food as he starts to take a bite 9) A large tree in the forest, as he is trying to hide, will start lecturing him about the dangers of fire in the forest 10) When camping out in the woods, a small rain cloud will start following him (and only him) around, as soon as he tries to go to sleep, it will rain on him 11) He will wake to find a strange looking goat eating some of his normally non-eadible possesions (e.g., a wooden box, a quiver of crossbow bolts, etc). If killed, two will appear, etc. It/they will only go away if fed real food. 12) A small lizard creature will crawl into his money pouch and start turning his gold coins into copper. 13) A talking zombie salesman will keep trying to sell him some useless item (a red tie), if destroyed, he will reaper after a few minutes. Any other ideas? Any of these too much?