Re: Terrifying GM Statements
Once in dnd I lost my beloved bag of holding.
I was a puny mage with weak arms but I had a life time of valuable adventuring loot stored.
We were in a weird dimension where the moons light acts as a burning attack. We didn't know....on the first night my bag failed it's save and was destroyed.
My gm smiles.
GM: You know your bag of holding with your flying broom, your deck of many things, your wand of frost, your staff of fire balls and your chest full of gold?
ME: Yeah...
GM : It just burned up, you lose everything.
Also put down that last enchilada, I claim it.
ME: really man...
GM: mmmm absolute power, it feels so good, mmmmm let me taste your tears, mmmmm, they taste like candy
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