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Old 08-25-2019, 04:57 PM   #1499
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

GM: “So, Seven wants to buy an orphan for the ship.”
Seven: “Yes.
Magnus: “Why buy one when you can make them for free?
Seven: “It takes too long, you have to wait until they’re like ten years old.”
Magnus: “No, just go find a ten-year old and Batman them. Instant orphan, just add fireball.”

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GM: “So, how is everyone today?”
(looking at the game board)
Seven: “We’re all going to die.”
Queenie: “We’re all going to die—together.”
Seven: “Well, that’s something.”

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Ezekiel: “Why has this room filled with the smell of the brown trousers?”
Magnus: “Just keep your eyes shut and swing at the sound of Fireball’s voice.”

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GM: “Before the spanking begins, is there anything anyone wants to do?”
Magnus: “If Queenie isn’t on fire, I’m going to rectify that.”
Queenie: “I’ll put down my muffins, before that.”

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Queenie: “Surrender or face my pacifist’s wrath of death!”

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Queenie: “I continue trying to deliver my message of peace to his face.”

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Queenie: “Let the damage sponge do it.”
Seven: “Do we want to open it or break it?”
Queenie: “I can do both!”
GM: “In either order.”

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Ezekiel: “I think I’ve taken care of the 17s and 18s this fight.”
Magnus: “Probably not.”

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GM: “Left arm strained! Right leg crippled! It’s Twister!”

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Fireball: “Hey, these [Draugr] seem to be allergic to fire!”
Magnus: “That’s good.”

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Queenie: “I’m giving him appetizers of Campbello’s tasty justice.”

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GM: “He fails the flip and elects to receive.”

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Queenie: “Incoming wok-block!”

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Queenie: “Finally! The entrée of Campbello’s justice!”

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GM: “It goes down. See! You’re not the only one who can roll an 18.”

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Seven and GM: “[Ezekiel] may need a go-limb.” (Golem)
Magnus: “We’ll just get a Yoda-backpack for Lance, and [Ezekiel] can just be a Sunbolt turret.”

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GM: “That’s not a full serving [of Campbello’s justice], it’s more of a palette cleanser.”

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GM: “[Magnus] you miss an axe to the groin by the skin of your pants.”
Magnus: “I take it—or not. That was the point.”

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GM: “Maximum Normal Damage!”
Queenie: “He get’s a heaping-helping of Campbello’s Justice!”

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Fireball: “I point out that the mages are closer than you are.”
Seven: “The mages are dumber than I am.”

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GM: “Fireball’s turn . . . he gives the [Draug] another hug.”

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GM: “Queenie. A challenger approaches!”
Seven (OOC): “A wild rotting barbarian appears!”

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GM: “The damage sponge has been hit for the least amount of damage by these things.”
Magnus (OOC, annoyed and unconscious): “Yeah.”

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Queenie: “Uh, that’s a fourteen [on a skill of 10].”
GM: “Oops! Those aren’t the healing biscuits, they’re the biscuits of bowel cleansing.”
Seven: “I step back.”
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