[Fred Brackin]

"Ok, that establishes that the rat swarm didn't infect the ghoul with any disease and the ghoul didn't infect the rat swarm either."

"I wonder if there is a Disease Miscibility Table and what happens when you roll a 00?"

"That's the third former First Mate of Harrigan's we've gone through in 2 weeks."

"I'm sure it's even harder on him."

"You know, I think cat scratch fever may be slightly more severe among pirates."

"Oh? OH! Hooks!"

"Now this is what I call a _party_! The healing potions have little umbrellas in them!"

"I'd like all of you pirates who formerly belonged to Harrigan's former fleet know that StarFleet is recruiting. The line for HR forms on the left. The line for being eaten by sharks forms on the right."

"Dibs on Harrigan's skeleton!"