[LemmingLord]

Bigfoot casts his epic life detection spell through the crystals, using it to identify the life patterns of the bored god and the one at the UN who claims to be able to take down the god himself so he can use detect life to find them again later. He asks if he can come back later after he is properly equipped to use Nessie's scoring crystals to help him teleport.

Bigfoot thanks Nessie with an impromptu classic rock concert, concluding with a unique Bigfoot/Nessie duet "Spring Fever."

Bigfoot can't help but talk to Nessie about old times and current affairs. At some point he will have to excuse himself to proceed with the first step in a daunting task to get a sample of the god: get good food and wine.

Bigfoot hikes to a nearby Scottish manor turned into an expensive travel lodge. He takes a long stalking spiral course that takes him to the manor's servants' entrance. He will knock in sets of three until someone opens the door out of frustration. Bigg uses his thumb claw to bust the open door's locking mechanisms.

When the cook sees no one there and then sees the cracks in the door, he suspects kids and heads out looking for mischief makers.

Bigg sneaks in, grabs several bottles of wine, wheels of cheese, plates, glasses, and wraps them gently in a table cloth.

The servant has returned in this time and makes a Scottish exclamation before yelling for backup when he sees food moving of their own accord.

Bigg puts the table cloth wrapped treasure in his extra dimensional stomach space as carefully as he can to avoid breaking the glasses. By the time the head butler arrives, Bigg has just departed through the broken servants' entrance.

Bigg returns to Nessie and, with all due careful preparation, teleports to about a mile away from Herazian.

Bigg proceeds with caution towards Herazian, using detect life to keep him on track. When Bigg gets close enough to see Herazian, he shouts, "hello! You need friend, new god? Ok i bring yum good food and drink?"

Bigg approaches with his arms stretched out in a peaceful gesture. Bigg watches to see if Herazian can see him or if Herazian is looking all about. (Ie, does Bigg think Herazian can see through his always on invisibility?).