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Old 02-14-2015, 09:54 PM   #940
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Upper Peninsula of Michigan
Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

23:44 sbpr: ... oh, by the way. Remind me to remind Mary, but next session, Mary's got a negative level.
23:44 Cobalt: D:
23:44 Cobalt: Whhhhy?
23:46 sbpr: Worth looking into, isn't it?
23:47 Cobalt: Because I just kissed her?
23:47 Bob: Maybe there's a reason nobody wanted the book she touched.
23:47 (William) Is it something I might have gotten if I'd failed a save?
23:48 (William) From the lazors?
23:48 Cobalt: But I got hit twice and am...
23:48 Cobalt: ...A warforged.
23:48 Cobalt: I can't get negative levels.
23:48 Cobalt: I HOPE IT ISN'T FROM THE KISS.
23:48 Cobalt: I think I would have -noticed- if I ate a bit of her soul.
23:48 (William) Your kisses do not give people negative levels Coby, geez.
23:49 Cobalt: (He's seriously worried he kissed her too hard.)
23:49 (William) Let's face it, you're a Warforged. If they did, your creators would have weaponized it and you would have steel-molded curvaceous hips and big boobs.
23:49 Cobalt: Ewwww.
23:49 Cobalt: Roboobs.
23:50 (William) There's gotta be at least one Warforged out there who specialized in robophiles...
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