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Old 11-21-2014, 04:16 PM   #931
Christopher R. Rice
 
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Portsmouth, VA, USA
Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Last game session was fully of so many one-liners I think my brain broke a little. My favorite one was this:

T: "So the troll, headless, keeps regrowing a body because it's other body has been burnt?"
Me: "Yeah, so?"
T: "So it has like a itty-bitty body and a big head?"
Me: "....yes....I guess. Are you going to kill it and collect the bounty or what?"
T: "Nope. We're going to keep him alive and prune his body every time it starts to get big enough. Bring him back alive and get twice the reward. Also. Bonsei troll. It's like a chia pet - but bites you."
*table erupts in laughter as the player goes to his knees so only his head can be seen*
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