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Old 05-20-2018, 06:50 PM   #1360
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Troy: “I don’t need a hockey facemask. I’ll put the catcher’s mask on a zombie and it won’t be able to bite me.”

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Troy: “I’m going to give my batting helmet to Manny, so the next time he dives into a closed window it doesn’t hurt as much.”

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Troy: “Do I have a first aid kit?”
GM: “Nah, just a stick of icy-hot.”
Troy: “We can feed this to a zombie. It’ll work.”

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Jerrica: “I don’t want the airbag to go off; please drive carefully.”
Troy: “You overestimate how much I paid for this car.”

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GM (OOC): “I’ve got to run to the bathroom.”
Jerrica (OOC): “Have fun.”
GM (OOC): “Well, not too much fun.”

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Troy: “We’re in wine country, guys.”
Manqoba: “There shouldn’t be that many zombies in wine country.”
Troy: “That’s it! The zombies are a French conspiracy! They’re afraid of California wine!”

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GM: “Yeah, you’re right next to fatty, he smashes through the windshield.”
Jerrica: “I’m going to turn off the wipers.”

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Troy: “I’m sticking with the French anti-wine conspiracy.”

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Manqoba: “Do I have any chance of waking up any time soon?”
GM: “Make a HT roll.”
Troy (OOC): “So, ‘no,’ in other words.”

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Troy: “Here is my plan: As soon as I find the keys to the vehicle we want, I will grab an extra key. I will put that key in the key copier. Then, I will load blanks in as many spots as it has to make extra keys. I will turn it on, and run! That should bring all the zombies here, as we leave.”

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