[Fred Brackin]

<Wild Mage upon awakening under a table in a tavern> Oooh. Where am I?

<Monk> You are Here. At the Center of the Universe.

<Wild Mage> At least I still have all my money. I suppose I have you to thank for that my friend. You are my friend aren't you?

<Monk> Let us say that you are part of my Karmic Burden and my presence near you is necessary to help restore Universal Balance.

<Wild Mage> "Karmic Burden" I suppose I should write that down.

Later

Wild Mage> Have we been here before?

<Monk> I have been here before in both body and spirit. You I am not certain about.