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Originally Posted by Nymdok

Im not a well traveled man, but I can tell you about Texas:

Gravy goes on rice too.

Barbecue is not A style of cooking but a spectrum. If you cant tell the difference between Texas, S Carolina and Kentucky barbecue you merit pity.

In general, open your mind and your pallette. In addition to Beef, Pork, Chicken and Fish you may be called on to eat a vareity of God's creatures great and small. These include but are not limited to Crawfish (Cornish Game Lobsters, yes you can suck the heads...no it wont impress us, some even consider it mandatory.), Gator, Squirrel, Deer, and Wild Hog.

Fitna <verb> - preparing to action. 'Im fitna go to the store.'

Any one that dont respect thier mama and daddy, aint worth knowing.

If you can sit on your porch, see nothing but trees and hear nothing but crickets , you have a much covetted position.

A good woman, a good dog, and a good gun are lifelong quests. If, in your lifetime, you find ONE of these, you are fortunate. If you find two you are truly lucky. If you find all three before you die, you are blessed.

Yes, we do all carry knives in various sizes. What elese would we clean our fingernails with?

The weather is always open for discussion.

Read your bible. You may not be religeous, but it will be referenced frequently.

Roadside produce is worth your consideration. Especially Black Diamond Watermellons.

Large Mason jars double easily as drinking glasses.

Nymdok

All that holds true for Alabama and Tennessee, so I think we're good for the rest of the South.