[Mark Skarr]

Ruby: “We’ll put him in a mobility scooter.”
GM: “You’ll Stephen Hawking him? But instead of a computer, give him a Speak-N-Spell?”
Kay: “YES!”

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Remy (OOC): “There’s one manager at Target who’s been Zombie-Apocalypse-prepping for years, and they’re BSODing because it’s dinosaurs.”
Ruby (OOC): “Is his name ‘Burt Gummer?’”
GM (OOC): “You wouldn’t be that lucky.”

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Officer Jackson (NPC): “Is everything okay? We see Officer Jones out there, is he okay or has he thrown in with the crazies?”
Ruby: “Yeah. Consider him compromised.”

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Kay: “I will sit on his back and throw basketballs at his tail, and he’ll bat them at our enemies. I have artillerized my Ankylosaurs.”
(They eventually upgraded this plan to propane tanks.)

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McGuire (NPC Anky; OOC): “It’s dangerous to go alone—take an anky with you.”

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Remy: “I mean [Kay’s] obviously crazy, but it seems to be working.”

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GM: “[The Deinonychus] like you and Remy the most. Followed by Dr. Meyers. Oren and everyone else, they’re classifying as ‘emergency food supplies.’”

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Remy: “The more this goes on, the more sure you are Kay had something to do with this.”
Ruby: “Yes.”

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Kay: “Oh, yeah. You get promoted. You are now ‘least likely to be fed to the Deinonychus.’”

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(about the giant honey bees)
Kay: “I don’t want them following us!”
Ruby: “Now you know how I feel [about the dinosaurs].”
Kay: “Yeah, but you’re not scared of them.”
Ruby: “That’s good to know.”

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Kay: “She’s going to stay up there, with the bees.”
<beat>
Kay: “She’s got ‘her-bees.’”

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(Seeing lizardmen riding in howdahs on the back of brachiosaurus)
Ruby: “I’m going to radio down stairs and see if they understand what’s going on?”
Officer Pollock: “See it, yes. Understand it, no.”
Ruby: “That’s fair.”

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Ruby (OOC): “I’ve already named my queen: Bee-yonce.”