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Old 03-03-2019, 04:24 PM   #1454
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Cindi (Hottie): “Guys, my only solution is a hammer, so everything looks like a nail. Everything is flammable, eventually.”

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Teo: “I’m fingering a stupid grenade.”
<beat>
Teo (OOC): “Not in that way. I was trying to come up with something to say.”
GM (OOC): “And that’s what you went with?”
Teo (OOC): “I’m fondling a stupid grenade?”
GM (OOC): “You’re just making it worse.”

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GM: “Observation is the stake-out skill.”
Cindi (OOC): “That’s ‘stake-out’ not ‘make-out.’”

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GM: “Hottie stumbles into a recycling bin.”
Cindi (Hottie): “I will now make raccoon noises!”

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Cindi (Hottie): “I’ll look up sic mundi est.”
GM: “One of the translations is ‘and thus the world was created.’”
Cindi (Hottie, OOC): “Deflagrate muri tempi et intervalia!
GM: “Hottie does not have that much fire.”

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Teo (OOC): “I can see the cake but I can’t reach it.”
Cindi (Hottie, OOC): “Have you tried the cake? It’s Chii’s cake.”
<beat>
Cindi (OOC): “Oh, you suck. It’s been years and I finally got the joke.”
GM: (Uncontrollable laughter)
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