Re: Memorable Quotes.
"The random dice say my character is6'6 and weighs 171 lbs."
"Eh, kind of wiry."
"Ok, wake up that Orc."
"Talk you scum!"
"Alright, harsh language hasn't worked so I guess it's time to start hitting him."
<rolls 1 pt of damage>
"Ha! Let me try!"
<rolls 7 pts of damage>
"Well, he's unconscious again. He won't wake up again for at least an hour too."
<basso profundo>"S-O-R-R-Y."
"So that's 22 Orcs today and Vaska is 7 and 0, all by knockout."
"You gotta love monsters who only have 6 hp."
"Especially when you have a 5pt damage bonus."
"Just 13 more sessions like this and my character will make it to 2nd level."
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Fred Brackin
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