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Widow Johnson is the oldest person in town at the age of 110. Despite her age, she is a model of health, which she attributes to the sausages that she makes from her prize winning pigs and the applejack that she makes from the apples grown in the 40 acre orchard started by her great-great grandfather after the American Revolution. Every once and a while, one of the drifters coming through town goes missing a month before Widow Johnson slaughters one of the pigs that she keeps to make another batch of sausages (a pig raised on apples from her orchard and fattened before slaughter with the missing drifter over the course of a month).