Re: Memorable Quotes.
Raven: “For someone with a name like ‘Shock Trooper,’ he really didn’t like lightning.”
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Seven (OOC): “That’s not a name, it’s unpronounceable!”
GM (OOC): “What’s wrong with Slonzekack Pibbrurt? It’s a perfectly cromulent gnome name.”
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GM (OOC): “Queenie’s goal is to get a carriage and turn it into a medieval food truck.”
Queenie (OOC): “[Player] and Queenie both want that.”
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GM (OOC): “Hang on, let me add that to the notes: Chocolandra, Lesser goddess of Chocolate. Symbol is a small silhouette of a bunny, missing one ear and a bite taken out of its tail.”
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GM: “As you have discovered, Dwarves are a natural defense against the lunacy of gnomes.”
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Seven: “No drunken shenanigans.”
Ozzodheak: “We’re kobolds—we don’t need to be drunk for shenanigans.”
Magnus: "True enough."
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GM: “The moneychanger feels the ring, and runs his tongue over it, and in it.”
Seven: “I don’t know that I want it now.”
Queenie: “Why not? That’s not much different from my job?”
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Queenie: “I don’t want to buy [the basilisk eggs], I want to confiscate and destroy them!”
Magnus: “Why don’t we confiscate them, and compensate them a fair-market value.”
Queenie: “I’m okay with that.”
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Seven: “Could we use [the basilisk eggs] for fishing?”
Queenie: “We wouldn’t like what that would summon.”
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Seven (OOC): “An Aussie dwarf, I like it.”
Sidrolin (OOC): “Well, they are from down under.”
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Sidrolin: “Well, we can chop the hands off a gnome—.”
Queenie: “I’m going to stop you there.”
Magnus: “No, they have to be made out of inorganic material.”
Sidrolin: “You didn’t let me finish: we cut off the hands then thrust them in molten iron.”
Seven: “Do we have to cut the hands off first?”
Sidrolin: “We don’t have to, but you’d be surprised how loud and long a gnome can scream for.”
Queenie: “I don’t think I’d be surprised at all.”
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Queenie: “Kobold traders in a floating dead turtle shell traded [the basilisk eggs] to us.”
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Seven: “Magnus, do you have destroy water?”
Magnus: “I have Fireball.”
Fireball: “Heyo!”
Quennie: “That’s a tentative yes?”
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Queenie (OOC): “I see the navy of Campbello sailing Gravy boats.”
GM (OOC): (Singing) “In the Gravy!”
Queenie (OOC): “Yes, exactly like that.”
Magnus (OOC): “No.”
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Queenie: “If there’s anything the chef appreciates, it’s being beefier.”
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Queenie (OOC): “My roommate didn’t want me to finish that joke.”
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Queenie (OOC): “So . . . our party consists of, a catman, a living fireball, a woman wearing a kitchen and the world’s most bedazzled mage.”
GM (OOC): “Still looking for ruby glasses.”
Queenie (OOC): “We can do a dinner theater thing!”
Magnus (OOC): “We’ve got the pyrotechnics covered.”
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Queenie: “I’ll pray for [the kobold traders], ask Campbello to pass on a blessing from one of the sea gods.”
Magnus (OOC): “Oh, lord. Bless their little hearts.”
Queenie (OOC): “Pretty much.”
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Queenie: “[Mother All-Spice] has a holy Teflon coating.”
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GM: “Some of them are still pulling on their pants”
Magnus: “Their efforts are appreciated.”
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GM: “The tents from the Chefs of Campbello are a little more festive then you would expect for triage . . ..”
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Seven: “Yes! Pirates are bad for business.”
Magnus (OOC): “Says the pirate.”
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Fireball: “He-ee-eey. This is an awful lot of gunpowder . . . be a shame if something happened to it.”
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