OK, today is a goldmine of weirdness.
"A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday."
I really don't know what to make of it in a gaming context. Possibly a more surreal magical ritual. Possibly part of some extremely complicated scheme by an Illuminati group.
Possibly an attempt to "bait" two PCs into getting attacked by werewolves?
If nothing else, it's something seriously odd to have happen to your local Weirdness Magnet.
http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/848554.html