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Mark Skarr · 04-12-2011, 01:21 PM

Hero game on Sunday

Gummi (GM): (Describes an eerie cathedral that the party is going into and begins drawing it on the whiteboard)
Me: "M-I-C, K-E-Y" (as he draws two, enormous semi-circles on the sides)
Darque: *Laughs* "I was thinking that, too!"
Gummi: "It's not Mickey Mouse! I'm trying to build some atmosphere, here. (Continues drawing)
MonkeyFist: "You're right, it's not Mickey Mouse, you're drawing Dilbert!"
Gummi: "It's not Dilbert!"
MF: "Sure it is," grabs laser pointer. "You've got his mouth here (points to a line of mooks), you've got his glasses here (points to the support walls he drew) and you've got his ears here (points to aforementioned bulbous protuberances). Dilbert."
Gummi: GAH!

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At the end of the session, after we've beaten the badguys and had just talked to our contact as they were gathering up the surviving members of the cult.

Gummi (as NPC): "Good job, Colt. Talk to Mr. Sommers about getting a new suit. That outfit is covered in blood."
Me (as Colt): "It's no big deal, sir. If a ruined outfit is all I have to put up with so that the good-guys can have a victory, it's but a small price to pay."
Darque (as Doug): "Take it, it's part of how we earn our retainer."
Me (OOC): *Laughs very hard* "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I have to do it."
Gummi (OOC): *Covers his mouth as he's already figured out what I'm going to do*
Me (OOC): "You got . . . PAID?!"

04-12-2011, 01:21 PM	#560
Mark Skarr Forum Pervert (If you have to ask . . .) Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Somewhere high up.	Re: Memorable Quotes. Hero game on Sunday Gummi (GM): (Describes an eerie cathedral that the party is going into and begins drawing it on the whiteboard) Me: "M-I-C, K-E-Y" (as he draws two, enormous semi-circles on the sides) Darque: Laughs "I was thinking that, too!" Gummi: "It's not Mickey Mouse! I'm trying to build some atmosphere, here. (Continues drawing) MonkeyFist: "You're right, it's not Mickey Mouse, you're drawing Dilbert!" Gummi: "It's not Dilbert!" MF: "Sure it is," grabs laser pointer. "You've got his mouth here (points to a line of mooks), you've got his glasses here (points to the support walls he drew) and you've got his ears here (points to aforementioned bulbous protuberances). Dilbert." Gummi: GAH! * At the end of the session, after we've beaten the badguys and had just talked to our contact as they were gathering up the surviving members of the cult. Gummi (as NPC): "Good job, Colt. Talk to Mr. Sommers about getting a new suit. That outfit is covered in blood." Me (as Colt): "It's no big deal, sir. If a ruined outfit is all I have to put up with so that the good-guys can have a victory, it's but a small price to pay." Darque (as Doug): "Take it, it's part of how we earn our retainer." Me (OOC): Laughs very hard "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I have to do it." Gummi (OOC): Covers his mouth as he's already figured out what I'm going to do Me (OOC): "You got . . . PAID?!"