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Old 07-01-2018, 06:47 PM   #1376
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

“Lawyer”: “This is Heaven Sinclair, another of my clients.
Luna (OOC): “Client? She’s like his best recruiter.”
“Lawyer” (OOC): “It’s not like he wants to divulge his real position and relationship to Heaven.”
Luna (OOC): “Maybe ‘salesman of the year.’”
(Luna’s player also plays Heaven)

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GM (OOC): “Would Luna get it if she knew the blonde’s name was ‘Lilly’ and she was named after her mother?”
Luna (OOC): “Nope.”

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Troy (OOC): “Sometimes, something will fall and get stuck on the 2nd layer of the table, and I have to break out my VR gear to fix it.”
Billy (OOC): “That’s such a cyberpunk issue: having to go into VR to fix it.”

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Manny: “Someone keep a tight rein on Leroy.”
Troy: “Someone get good with the pistol and we’ll strap a propane tank on Leroy’s back.”
Billy: “Who we blowin’ up and why?”
Troy: “You weren’t in the Panda Express.”

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GM: “Yeah, the zombie sort of slumps into you.”
Troy: “I’ve got the shield so, I push him off. I mean, it’s Lexan, so it’s non-stick.”

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Troy: “We need a phalanx. Some more of these shields and some pikes. Do a shield-wall here (indicated on map). Then have some people with . . .”
Manny (OOC): “Bazookas?”
Troy (OOC): “. . .. No. Not inside, thank you.”

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Troy (OOC): “Yes. Science the **** out of these zombies.”

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Troy: “Eleven points of cutting damage to the zombies neck and it’s not dead yet?”
Billy (OOC): “Is he now Nearly-Headless Nick?”

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Billy (OOC): “I’d never heard the term ‘Strategic Reserve of Lego’ before today.”

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Troy (OOC): “A machete isn’t an ideal weapon for a zombie.”
Manny (OOC): “Then why is it in all the survival kits?”
GM (OOC): “It’s false advertising!”
Jerrica (OOC): “Use the sharp end!”
Manny (OOC): “Fine, I’ll turn it around next turn.”
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