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Old 11-03-2019, 04:41 PM   #1519
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Kelche: “I really need: detect stupidity.”
GM: “Yeah, that’s a very common, and requires Cosmic to keep you from going insane.”
Dexter: “It’s probably going off constantly at the circus.”

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GM: “Triage the clown—that’s a horrible clown name.”
Trinket: “Don’t look at the flaming wreckage, look at my lovely balloon animal—this one’s a snake.”

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GM: “It’s has movie-slasher abilities.”
Glamazon: “It has boobie-slasher abilities?!”
GM: “NO!”
Glamazon: “What did you say?!”

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GM: “You strain your brain, but realize, when they say you make orange juice from concentrate, they don’t mean the maneuver.”

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GM: “All you know is that it hurt.”
Kelche: “That’s not information!”
GM: “It is information, just not the kind you’re looking for.”

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GM: “There is a comically-large stack of pancakes.”
Glamazon: “I take half.”
GM: “And a gallon of maple syrup to yourself.”
Glamazon: “Yeah.”
Kelche: “I tell the fortune of the other half.”
GM: “They’re not long for this world.”
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